Pizza Brandenburgo

Pizza Olé I can handle (tomato, cheese, bacon, ham, mushrooms, quails eggs, chorizo, roquefort),
Pizza Musaka sounds good (aubergine, tomato with mince, cheese and parmesan),
Pizza Tandoori is very appetising (tomato, onion, lemon, mozarella, tandoori chicken),
But, Pizza Brandenburgo, that's way out of line (potato mash with nuts, bratwurst, brie, gouda and beer-marmalade).
Bwêrk!