BBQ

The first time using a BBQ. And yes, as soon as

the BBQ is hot, the height-adjustment mechanism is stuck.

Not a wild boar after all. And no, this isn't a small sea bream, the BBQ is ridiculously large.

/ No wild boar after all. This isn't a small sea bream, it's the BBQ that is vast.

Hmm. No dishwasher. 

/ Hmm, no dishwasher.